HOA or Hell-No-Way?

I grew up on a 5-acre property in the “middle of nowhere” North-Central Florida. Paved roads ended about a mile from my home and you had to know how to drive on dirt just to make it out there. The nearest towns were a good 20-minute drive. Needless to say, there weren’t a lot of … More HOA or Hell-No-Way?

The Rent is Too Damn High – But Here’s What You Can Do About It

Back in 2010, Jimmy McMillan – a dude who looks like he is straight out of a Quentin Tarantino film – ran for Governor of New York as part of “The Rent is Too Damn High Party.” Flash forward to 2022, and forget about Democrats and Republicans, this is a party we can all get … More The Rent is Too Damn High – But Here’s What You Can Do About It

A Tale of Two Sales – Lessons from Buying in Crazy Markets

So, I did a thing. I helped a great buyer rejoin the ranks of South Florida homeowners. Spoiler alert – that buyer was me! Much has changed from 2013, when I bought my first home, to today, but there are also some interesting similarities, and tons of lessons learned along the way. Maybe it’s just … More A Tale of Two Sales – Lessons from Buying in Crazy Markets

How to NOT Lose Your Mind During a Real Estate Transaction

There aren’t many situations in one’s life as major as buying or selling real estate, particularly if the transaction deals with your primary residence. “In my home! Where my children come and play with their toys!” Thank you for indulging me in this gratuitous Godfather Part II quote.   A million and one questions plague … More How to NOT Lose Your Mind During a Real Estate Transaction

My Publix

Earlier this month, I shared a Facebook post from the oft-hilarious Florida Memes, which asked, “What are the most ‘Floridian’ phrases you use?” One of my friends wrote, “My Publix.” As in, most of us Floridians so strongly identify with our community’s Publix grocery store as to have their very own Publix that they love, … More My Publix